Gee’s Dating Lessons
Date 1: first dates don’t have to be terrifying
Date 2: beware!! online dates don’t always look like their pictures (and there’s nothing like the friendships you make in the girls bathroom)
Date 3: I’m not ready for someone with a lot of emotional baggage right now
Date 4: you can’t fake the spark
Date 5: it’s fun to just kiss someone
The Shit They Should have Shown:
Lessons learned and the raw, honest truth about modern dating. All the shit your best friend is too afraid to tell you.
#1: You’ve got to swipe a lot of toads before you find your prince.
#2: You can’t judge a book by it’s cover; trust me, looks can be deceiving
#3: Those stupid games girls play, they ain’t cute anymore. Just text him back, the longer you take, the more time he’s got to keep swiping.
#4: You ain’t the only one that’s tryna be the only one. Drake knows whats up
#5: Text him first, guys like it, alot. If you don’t, some other chick will.